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March 8, 2005

Filed under: Funny @ 10:23 pm

Angeline’s dad like to forward jokes. Here’s lame one but it’s gotta put a smile on your face.

Once upon a time, there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her.

Then one day she met a man and fell in love.

When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, “He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this carrying on.”

She made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

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Neighbors

Filed under: Crazy @ 5:46 pm

So my neighbor across the hall has been moving stuff out for the past couple weeks or so. I saw him in the hallway and he said he’s been sorta "dragging" it [moving] out since December. So I think well, he’s just going month-to-month. He also has two big dogs named Tyson and Tasha that never really caused trouble or too much noise. I didn’t tell him I was moving out too but I was sorta thinking to myself that, man, Riverfront is losing two people on our floor.

But look what I saw this weekend posted on his door:
Eviction notice
An eviction notice! emoticon

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