{"id":76,"date":"2005-01-27T23:50:21","date_gmt":"2005-01-28T06:50:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/?p=76"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T07:00:00","slug":"public-restroom-decency-and-courtesy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/27\/public-restroom-decency-and-courtesy\/","title":{"rendered":"Public restroom decency and courtesy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/faces\/mad.gif\" class=\"face\" align=\"right\" \/>In classic style, I spent the evening in the library trying to catch up. Around 10, I decided I had enough. So around 11:15, I packed up, said bye to Shaun, and went to let out the Barq&#8217;s I got from McDonald&#8217;s. Still befuddled from the reading, I made my way to the Shiffman library 24-hour study bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>Nefariously hidden behind the door was the nauseating funk from one an obscene case of public restroom misconduct. Yet still seeking relief, I scurried to the nearest urinal simultaneously holding my breath whilst making a weird face. <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/something.liteserv.com\/yak\/images\/smiles\/puke1.gif\" class=\"smiley\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It was one of those things where you just had to peek&#8211;yeah, I know. The crime took place in the middle stall and for a second, as long as I could tolerate, I fell witness to the remains of an explosive fury. Somehow, the porcelain barely managed full containment and I was thankful. As I fleeted toward the exit, I noticed a hastily strewn <a href=\"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/subway-rips-off-millions.html\">Subway<\/a> wrapper in the non-human waste receptacle. The perpetrator had already left the scene.<\/p>\n<p>The odor was so criminal it got stuck in my nose hairs only to be released over the next few breaths. No wonder the library has one of <a href=\"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/behold-omni-plunger-2000.html\">these<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Laughing under my breath, I messaged Shaun, &#8220;Go see what&#8217;s in the bathroom,&#8221; and made my way out into the cold. <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/something.liteserv.com\/yak\/images\/smiles\/crackup.gif\" class=\"smiley\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In classic style, I spent the evening in the library trying to catch up. Around 10, I decided I had enough. So around 11:15, I packed up, said bye to Shaun, and went to let out the Barq&#8217;s I got from McDonald&#8217;s. Still befuddled from the reading, I made my way to the Shiffman library [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}