{"id":50,"date":"2004-11-21T23:34:20","date_gmt":"2004-11-22T06:34:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/?p=50"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T07:00:00","slug":"behold-the-omni-plunger-2000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/21\/behold-the-omni-plunger-2000\/","title":{"rendered":"Behold the Omni-Plunger 2000"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/faces\/happy_exclam.gif\" class=\"face\" align=\"right\" \/>The Omni-Plunger 2000 &#8212; designed by a supercomputer, molded using only 100% NASA space rubber, hand-crafted from the finest pine &#8212; is the last plunger you will ever need.  Perfect for the home or office, the signature Super-Cup design means it never needs to be cleaned!<\/p>\n<p>Pictured is the free-standing, professional-grade model equipped with the patented Extend-a-Handle for easy, two person operation or that extra reach when close contact cannot be avoided.<\/p>\n<p>&gt;&gt; <a href=\"javascript:showImage('super_plunger.jpg');\">Omni-Plunger 2000 (exclusive photo)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>OMG, I can&#8217;t believe my school has one!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Omni-Plunger 2000 &#8212; designed by a supercomputer, molded using only 100% NASA space rubber, hand-crafted from the finest pine &#8212; is the last plunger you will ever need. Perfect for the home or office, the signature Super-Cup design means it never needs to be cleaned! Pictured is the free-standing, professional-grade model equipped with the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}