{"id":309,"date":"2008-10-08T18:47:53","date_gmt":"2008-10-09T01:47:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/?p=309"},"modified":"2008-10-08T19:07:54","modified_gmt":"2008-10-09T02:07:54","slug":"a-sandwich-thief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/08\/a-sandwich-thief\/","title":{"rendered":"A Sandwich Thief"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/faces\/mad.gif\" class=\"face\" \/>I&#8217;m super annoyed that after looking forward to it all afternoon, someone stole my sandwiches and drink.  Maybe they thought the &#8220;Jack&#8221; written on all three items meant cheese (never heard of a Jack cheese drink though).  What irks me to no end about it is that I left it in my own department&#8217;s conference room where one of my colleagues who I&#8217;m supposed to respect and vice versa got confused about two sandwiches and a drink in the corner and took them.<\/p>\n<p>Who knows, maybe they were moved somewhere else.  Maybe not.   <\/p>\n<p>This reminds me of the Friends episode where Ross gets sent to anger management because he went ape shit after someone stole his sandwich.  :devil: <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m super annoyed that after looking forward to it all afternoon, someone stole my sandwiches and drink. Maybe they thought the &#8220;Jack&#8221; written on all three items meant cheese (never heard of a Jack cheese drink though). What irks me to no end about it is that I left it in my own department&#8217;s conference [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whatever"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}