{"id":272,"date":"2007-06-13T01:11:06","date_gmt":"2007-06-13T08:11:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/13\/all-in-vain\/"},"modified":"2007-06-17T22:52:14","modified_gmt":"2007-06-18T05:52:14","slug":"all-in-vain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/13\/all-in-vain\/","title":{"rendered":"All in vain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/faces\/whatever.gif\" class=\"face\" \/>Today was my first day at the hospital since my interview last December.  I had to get fingerprinted and get my ID badge.  So thinking I want to look professional in my ID pic, I get all dressed up with a shirt and tie.<\/p>\n<p>Took a little while to find HR for the fingerprinting but after that I was all set to take my picture.  So I walk to the main hospital from the HR bunker and had take everything out of my pockets, my belt, and my watch for the metal detector.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, I make it up to the 8th floor.  I&#8217;m ready to take my picture up against the pale blue wall and the nice lady actually comments that I came prepared for my ID pic.  My picture looks pretty nice, I thought.  Sweet!  Until she takes her little cropping tool and crops everything out except my face and the very top of my collar!  :wallbash:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was my first day at the hospital since my interview last December. I had to get fingerprinted and get my ID badge. So thinking I want to look professional in my ID pic, I get all dressed up with a shirt and tie. Took a little while to find HR for the fingerprinting but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whatever"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}