{"id":235,"date":"2006-10-30T12:16:24","date_gmt":"2006-10-30T17:16:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/30\/terror-strikes-eggling\/"},"modified":"2006-10-30T12:31:15","modified_gmt":"2006-10-30T17:31:15","slug":"terror-strikes-eggling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/30\/terror-strikes-eggling\/","title":{"rendered":"Terror strikes eggling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/faces\/worried.gif\" class=\"face\" \/>This morning our faithful puppy, Yuki, discovered a clear and present danger on our table requiring immediate attention and prompt annihilation.  Before this, the eggling was slowly establishing itself in an uprising of bushy green stalks with a clear view to the outside world.  Thanks to Yuki&#8217;s swift action, the eggling is no more.  There was no evidence of a struggle as only a few sandy entrails were strewn onto the table.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/images\/eggling-dead.jpg\" alt=\"Dead eggling\"  \/><\/div>\n<p>In an effort to resuscitate it, I quickly added water to the sad, lifeless pot but I must report that the prognosis for a full recovery is poor.  Thanks Jackie, but the eggling had no chance against Yuki&#8217;s surprise attack.  Sadly, we only have memories of the eggling&#8217;s birth (<a href=\"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/19\/eggling\/\" title=\"An eggling is born\">an eggling is born<\/a>).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning our faithful puppy, Yuki, discovered a clear and present danger on our table requiring immediate attention and prompt annihilation. Before this, the eggling was slowly establishing itself in an uprising of bushy green stalks with a clear view to the outside world. Thanks to Yuki&#8217;s swift action, the eggling is no more. There [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=235"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}