{"id":205,"date":"2006-05-30T16:06:34","date_gmt":"2006-05-30T21:06:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/?p=205"},"modified":"2006-05-30T16:07:19","modified_gmt":"2006-05-30T21:07:19","slug":"on-birds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/30\/on-birds\/","title":{"rendered":"On Birds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/faces\/funny.gif\" class=\"face\" \/>Another one straight from the queen herself. This is while I was slowing down trying to avoid a helpless little birdie in the road:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"quote\" title=\"Geline says:\">\n<div>Man&#8230;birds never get run over! And I <em>always<\/em> try to run &#8217;em over. It&#8217;s like they&#8217;re invincible or something.<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>:ponder:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another one straight from the queen herself. This is while I was slowing down trying to avoid a helpless little birdie in the road: Man&#8230;birds never get run over! And I always try to run &#8217;em over. It&#8217;s like they&#8217;re invincible or something. :ponder:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}