{"id":128,"date":"2005-04-21T01:18:33","date_gmt":"2005-04-21T06:18:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/?p=128"},"modified":"2005-04-21T02:53:30","modified_gmt":"2005-04-21T07:53:30","slug":"movie-for-sale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/21\/movie-for-sale\/","title":{"rendered":"Movie for sale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/faces\/mad.gif\" class=\"face\" \/><span style=\"float: left; margin-right: 5px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/redirect?tag=blublog-20&amp;creative=9325&amp;camp=1789&amp;link_code=as2&amp;path=ASIN\/B00068WOH8\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/images.amazon.com\/images\/P\/B00068WOH8.01._SCTZZZZZZZ_.jpg\" class=\"noborder\" \/><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=blublog-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B00068WOH8\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" class=\"noborder\" \/><\/span>Anyone in the market for a like new copy of &#8220;Harold and Kumar&#8230;&#8221;?  Only used once!<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s imagine a chipmunk laughing like crazy.  Then slow it down probably 20 notches.  &#8220;Ha.&#8221; Silence.  &#8220;ha.&#8221;  Long silence.  &#8220;ha.&#8221;  For about 90 minutes.  :smoke: What a piece of shit movie.  Anyone who told me it was good needs to give me $2 for making me buy it.<\/p>\n<p>Hilarious they said.  Ha! :thumbdown:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone in the market for a like new copy of &#8220;Harold and Kumar&#8230;&#8221;? Only used once! Let&#8217;s imagine a chipmunk laughing like crazy. Then slow it down probably 20 notches. &#8220;Ha.&#8221; Silence. &#8220;ha.&#8221; Long silence. &#8220;ha.&#8221; For about 90 minutes. :smoke: What a piece of shit movie. Anyone who told me it was good needs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}