{"id":117,"date":"2005-04-02T02:55:05","date_gmt":"2005-04-02T07:55:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/?p=117"},"modified":"2005-06-06T22:13:58","modified_gmt":"2005-06-07T03:13:58","slug":"road-trip-to-ikea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/02\/road-trip-to-ikea\/","title":{"rendered":"Road trip to Ikea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/faces\/whatever.gif\" class=\"face\" \/>So I&#8217;m brushing my teeth and thinking about tomorrow&#8217;s trip when I reach this conclusion: we are pretty lame.<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ikea.com\/ms\/en_US\/img\/ikea_near_you\/store_maps\/us_Schaumburg.gif\" alt=\"Map to IKEA\" \/><\/div>\n<p>It&#8217;s pretty funny that we planned a trip to IKEA.  In fact, it was difficult just choosing which IKEA to visit.  It was between Chicago (300 mi)  or Toronto (225 mi), which has 4 IKEAs btw.  After all the fuss, it was decided&#8211;Schaumburg, IL here we come!  I&#8217;ll try to take some cool pics of our dopeass Enterprise pick-up truck.  It&#8217;ll be so cool!  Hahahaha.  :thumbup:<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m about done blogging when I reach this other conclusion: I still miss Cali.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m brushing my teeth and thinking about tomorrow&#8217;s trip when I reach this conclusion: we are pretty lame. It&#8217;s pretty funny that we planned a trip to IKEA. In fact, it was difficult just choosing which IKEA to visit. It was between Chicago (300 mi) or Toronto (225 mi), which has 4 IKEAs btw. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-sad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}