{"id":115,"date":"2005-03-28T01:47:47","date_gmt":"2005-03-28T06:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/?p=115"},"modified":"2005-03-28T02:30:53","modified_gmt":"2005-03-28T07:30:53","slug":"115","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/28\/115\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/faces\/funny.gif\" class=\"face\" \/>Geline&#8217;s been looking at dresses lately so while I&#8217;m diligently studying, she says from the couch:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"quote\" title=\"Geline says:\">\n<div>I don&#8217;t know why people like this dress. It looks like vagina lips.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a1000.g.akamaitech.net\/f\/1000\/806\/12h\/images.theknot.com\/GownDesigners\/bonaparte\/knbonas05dianm.jpg\" alt=\"Vagina lips dress\" \/><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p> :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Geline&#8217;s been looking at dresses lately so while I&#8217;m diligently studying, she says from the couch: I don&#8217;t know why people like this dress. It looks like vagina lips. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jacksarse.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}